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32 Hilarious Texts That Never Fail to Make Me Laugh Out Loud Every Single Time

Have you ever come across a text so funny that it leaves you laughing uncontrollably no matter how many times you read it? Well, get ready because we’ve rounded up 32 absolutely hilarious texts that are guaranteed to brighten your day. Whether it’s a clever comeback, a relatable typo, or just pure comedic genius, these gems will have you in stitches. So, grab a cozy spot, get comfortable, and prepare to laugh like there’s no tomorrow!

1. The whale text:

Text conversation screenshot where child sends an image of a "whale" (text art using underscores and periods) to their mom, who responds with "Meaningless."

2. The international relations text:

A text conversation where one person mentions they study international relations and the other asks how the field is currently, inquiring if it is good or bad

3. The Maurice text:

Text conversation summary: Maurice asks if an item is available, receives a confirmation, and then responds with "No"
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4. The Sheraton text:

A text conversation with one person saying "Sheraton" and later "I meant to say OK," while the other person replies, "What."

5. The washing machine text:

A text conversation between Dad and an unknown person about setting a washing machine. The Dad says he wants to wash a Pink Floyd t-shirt

6. The cooking text:

A text message exchange where one person asks if they are home and cooking, and mentions steak, asparagus, and potato. A dog meme is included. Final message is, "Don't like that pic"
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7. The wet text:

A text message conversation showing a series of typos ending with the phrase "brother you can just die."

8. The grandpa text:

Text conversation: "Grandpa can hear now he finally got hearing aids." Reply: "finally" with a laughing face emoji. Large smiling emoji at bottom

9. The pizza text:

A text conversation where one person states pizza is their second favorite thing to eat in bed, and another asks what the first is. The answer is "MacBook Pro."
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10. The shrimps text:

A series of text messages: "When you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster," followed by "what." The next message says, "Come eat lobster with a monster," with another "what" in response

11. The mom’s friend text:

A text message screenshot reads: "moms friend just texted me this out of nowhere," followed by "They ?" from the contact named "Mom's Friend." Reactions: 1.9M views, 5,459 retweets, 506 quotes, 90.4K likes

12. The landlord text:

Text message conversation screenshot between Henry and Keith Landlord discussing arrangements for picking up keys for apartment 5, with a follow-up message
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13. The injury text:

Screenshot of a text conversation: One person sends a photo of their hand with tape on fingers, followed by "F*ck." The other person responds, "Oh my god! What happened??" and the first replies, "I put tape on my fingers."

14. The areeeeee wahhhh text:

Screenshot of a live chat conversation with multiple typos from the support agent, ending with "Let me know is there anything else I can do for you?"

15. The difficult math text:

A dialogue with TruthGPT. First message offers to answer questions. Second question is "what's 9+10?". Response is "I can't do this"
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16. The fish text:

A laptop decorated with various fish stickers and sea creatures, with a text conversation about the decoration

17. The Italian text:

A humorous text conversation where someone mistakenly responds "Rest In Peace" instead of "Good night" after a "Love you" message

18. The milk text:

A text conversation where a Dasher informs the customer about the absence of oat milk, offering several alternatives. The customer comments on the many options
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19. The baby names text:

Screenshot of a text conversation. One message says "there's a twin birthday party in September for two girls named Emmaleigh and Eleighna." The reply says, "Byrthdeigh parteigh."

20. The touching reconnection text:

Screenshot of a text conversation where one person apologizes deeply for past behavior. The other responds hours later with, "Have you heard of cookie butter?"

21. The conspiracy text:

A text exchange with an image of a city glowing yellow. The sender says, "Currently glowing yellow in the city." The reply from 'Dad' says, "Government!!"
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22. The profound discovery text:

A text message conversation discussing a dispensary selling 100 mg edible chocolate bars for $12 each, mentioned as being "super good." The sender is using a Samsung device

23. The deal of a lifetime text:

Text message conversation about buying guitars. A person is selling a uniquely crafted guitar with a McDonald's-themed design

24. The ominous text:

Text conversation showing messages from Mom, Dad, and the user. Mom asks for fried chicken and corrects a typo; Dad mentions "May 14th." The user responds with "Sure."
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25. The mushroom text:

Text conversation about mushrooms. One person asks if the other likes mushrooms and mentions making soup. Confusion arises about psychedelic versus edible mushrooms

26. The fish text:

A funny text conversation showing a small goldfish gradually getting closer. The fish ends up holding a pink flower

27. The taxi text:

Text conversation between "Dad" and their child. Dad asks to be called a taxi at 7 am, and the child replies with "Ok." The next morning, the child texts "You're a taxi."
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28. The edible text:

Text conversation with an image of cookies on a cooling rack and baking tray. The text reads, "Practicing edible recipes without the weed." Response: "so baking."

29. The AI joke text:

A chat conversation with a virtual assistant telling a joke: "Have you ever tried to eat a clock?" Response: "no". Assistant replies, "Ok"

30. The Timmy text:

"Are u TIm?" Response: a frog pic and "Tim I am not, frog I have got, happy I be, frog unto thee; frog has been shared, none shall be spared"; "Your no. and Tim's differ by only one"; "Tell me of Tim, his no. append, and to his phone a frog I shall send"
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31. The Uncle George text:

Text message exchange between Andy and Uncle George. Andy invites George over, but George's replies are gibberish. Andy asks for clarification

32. And the John text:

Text exchange with a thumb-up emoji and text, "I'm John af rn" and "High*"

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