31 Ridiculously Funny Texts That — Full Disclosure — Might Be Fake

Some of these tweets might be fake—who knows? But does it really matter? Life’s full of fakes anyway: fake friends, fake eyelashes, even the height on your driver’s license. So kick back, relax, and enjoy these hilarious texts that’ll have you laughing out loud!

A man in a suit with a mustache looks doubtful, holding a pen up. Text reads: "I don't believe you."
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1. Real or not, I’m thinking this text exchange has 100% happened before.

Text conversation about having a girlfriend includes a humorous and playful exchange with emojis
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2. Well played, sir. Well played.

Screenshot of a text conversation showing confusion over the term "happenin," leading to frustration and profanity
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3. I’d make my wife wait outside too in this situation.

Text message exchange: "I'm here. Forgot my keys, can you open please x," followed by a photo of a kitten on a socked foot. "You're joking right?"
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4. This lil bro either has one hell of a friend (or dealer).

Text conversation mix-up where a mom replies humorously, thinking "need bud?" means "need what?" and receives an explanation about needing a friend
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5. I can see no fault in the logic here.

Text conversation: One person claims to hunt aliens. The other doubts alien existence, leading to the response, "You're welcome," implying success
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6. Wow, I guess I am eating healthy too!

Text conversation joking about eating healthy with a photo of a slice of pizza described as "aged organic milk" and "tomato purée."
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7. He really walked right into that one (almost like it was made up).

Text exchange humorously addresses staying cool by agreeing in arguments
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8. Be right back, going to go text this to my wife.

Text conversation with a sequence of blue speech bubbles forms a face with eyes, an ear, and lips as emojis
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9. These texts need a laugh track.

Text message exchange: Person coming out as gay, but mother is asking them to come out to the car. Lighthearted misunderstanding
9. These texts need a laugh track.
Text message exchange: Person coming out as gay, but mother is asking them to come out to the car. Lighthearted misunderstanding
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10. 😳 😳😳

Text conversation with a humorous misunderstanding about eating a date, where one person clarifies that a date is a fruit
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11. I don’t know, this joke does feel like something a dad would drop.

Text conversation between a dad and Tina; dad urges her to call urgently, but she refuses
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12. Ladies, would this line work on you?

A humorous text exchange with playful innuendo about spending time together
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13. I see what he did there.

Text conversation summary: One person invites another over, but a misunderstanding occurs. They apologize and agree to talk on Tuesday
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14. Well, when you put it that way…

Text message exchange: "Dude, trust me, onions are the only food that make you cry." "Okay, so if I threw a watermelon at your face, you'd just smile and ask for more?"
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15. Think before you reply, folks, LOL.

Text message exchange with a typo about electrocution; response of shock, then correction
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16. This one may be fake, but it feels like the kind of exchange that happens a LOT between kids and parents/grandparents.

Text exchange about a mom questioning slang "mood af" and its inappropriate use in a gorilla video context
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17. Hey, look! It’s the fakest (but still funny) one on the list.

Text conversation joke about an Uber driver inside a building with a car on the stairs. Person asks if the driver is outside, driver replies "Unfortunately no."
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18. The real danger of marijuana.

Text exchange about hearing footsteps when high, revealing they are walking themselves. Humorous take on marijuana effects
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19. LOLOLOL.

A humorous text exchange where a mom refuses to pick up her child from a sleepover because the noisy kids are her siblings and their dad
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20. Hey, how did one of my texts end up on here?

A text exchange showing a missed call and humorous reply: "You can" and "I didn't say I'd pick up."
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21. I don’t care if you laugh at this one, but please, PLEASE admire that A+ kitty.

Image of a black and white cat wearing a tie. Text exchange below: "What's that fat cat doing" - "He has a job interview" - "He's hired"
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22. In fairness to the Beatles, this was an unreleased track.

Text conversation joking about incorrect Beatles lyrics that suggest leaving a dog in a hot car, ending with negative sentiment towards the Beatles
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23. I’d make an exception too.

Text message exchange about a no-pets lease exception due to a polite-looking frog photo
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24. Well…

Text message exchange joking about a store's "bottoms" section, humorously implying it’s designed specifically for someone
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25. That’s one bad granny, LOL.

Text message exchange where Grandma humorously asks for a sticker saying "I don't want to Netflix and flirt, I'm here to life alert and squirt."
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26. This actually feels like a very authentic exchange in the modern dating world.

Text conversation: One person asks "How’s ur nite going?" The other replies with confusion, "my what", leading to "oh ok goodnight."
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27. This one has some logic problems, but if you go with it, it’s pretty funny.

Text conversation about leaving early, acknowledging drunkenness, and calling an Uber for a ride home
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28. Man, it’s rough out there for a short king!

Text message exchange where one person jokes about needing to be over 6 feet tall to talk, while the other humorously pleads with "mom."
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29. Actually, I could definitely see a husband sending this one (said as a husband myself).

Text message conversation where one person suggests something romantic, and the other replies about undone dishes
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30. In fairness, it does take WAY longer than five years to live down something like this.

A text message is seen over a planet Earth background, discussing an incident in a car from five years ago
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31. And lastly, I really hope this one IS fake, because otherwise 🤦‍♀️.

Text exchange with a typo correction: "I just picked up the medication for my cat..." followed by "I hope it dies" then corrected to "does."
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HT: r/GoodFakeTexts