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The 29 Funniest Text Messages Of All Time

Three times you should never send a text: when you’re lonely, when you’re high, and when you’re Grandma.

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1. The time Emily switched “hi” to “nugget.” Not nugget. Nugget:

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2. When Dad met his end at the hands of Moth:

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3. This girl who has one thing on her mind. (Cereal.)

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4. This wrong number who can’t wrap their heads around cheap green beans:

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5. When autocorrect says exactly what you’re thinking:

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6. This classic prank from Mom:

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7. The perfect response to a wrong number text:

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8. When Makenzie’s mom really needed a fix:

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9. When Grandma went into panic mode and just started listing states:

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10. Actually, that seems to happen a lot with Grandma:

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11. When Sierra WAS being serious (about Oreo cereal):

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12. When this guy wouldn’t stop sending pictures of his “cat”:

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13. Being too high to text:

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14. When Mom forgot how to google:

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15. Drunk Jess’s kind gesture:

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16. Dad’s obsession with lightly fried fish fillets:

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17. Liz, The Lizard King:

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18. When Nana tried her best to stay relevant:

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19. This guy’s dirty dish fetish:

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20. Strangers who don’t appreciate huge cantaloupes:

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21. The most conscientious stoner of all time:

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22. When Grandma finally lost it and went full Bog:

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23. This kid who went for it, and fell WAY short:

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24. This smooth operator:

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25. When Dad wouldn’t stop talking about his epic penis:

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26. This sext that’s too hot for words:

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27. This reminder to double-check the number BEFORE hitting send:

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28.Nyoom nyoom nugget nyoom:

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29. Maria and Dog’s thrilling dialogue:

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